ricardology:

He cold as hell for this.
peggys-magic-sex-feet:

peggys-magic-sex-feet:

fantasticcatadventures:

the real nyan cat

this cat knows the secret to life but he doesn’t think we deserve it. look at that grim face.

"I can’t save these people"
DO NOT TWIST IT OR PULL IT

yelled:

when you wake up early in the morning and sit on the edge of your bed like

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postmodernism:

I don’t know why Frank insisted on bringing me to this dinner party, I don’t even know what to talk about and everyone’s already having a conversation, it’d be awkward to butt in. A steakhouse? Really? I’m a pescetarian, Frank. We’ve known each other ten years. Nobody’s even bothered to comment on my coat or offered a tummy rub. Your friends are shit, Frank.
I Don't Want To Set the World On Fire | The Ink Spots

trippiest:

what a beautiful day to not be in high school